This weird trick can help reduce any penalties or survive any audit by the glorious IRS.
When confronted by the Auditors of Redistribution, one must simply state: "I have lost my tax records from the past seven years due to a computer glitch." That statement will be unarguable from their standpoint.
Forward Comrades! The fundamental transformation of the IRS continues!
Has lost her tweets
And can't tell where to find them.
Leave them alone
And claim they'll come home
Wagging their e-mails behind them.
(I would be most appreciating of a graphic of this, from those who can do such.)
RedDiaperette sweetlyI would be most appreciating of a graphic of this, from those who can do such.
I found one...
My beet fields and potato fields are quite vast because of this trick. Now, excuuuuuuuse MEEEE while I have another vodka.
We in The Party do not pay taxes.
Either we are the good* rich like the Clintons, who don’t pay taxes. Then there is our vast myrmidon army of unthinking, chronically unemployed
*Not to be confused with the bad rich like the Koch Brothers.
Hammer and LoupeThere are more computer crashes.Happy Times.
It is obvious that Public Servants™ at IRS are all using bumper-car-mounted computers. What fun to work and play at IRS!
comrade ButtinskyApparently the major cause of government hard drive crashes are subpoena's from the Congress.
Indeed, comrade. It goes to show that privileged executives should be left alone by the illegitimate representatives of the politically ignorant. Claims of executive privilege will ensure that advances in disinformation technology can be maintained, in perpetuity. A supoena is obviously akin to an EMP strike. Devestating to electronic equipment such as computers and blackberries.